Monday, January 28, 2002

 

I found these "nursery crimes" via Pamela and omg they had me cracking up! Just a sample:

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses and all the king's men
Pointed and laughed.
or
stick and stones may break my bones
but it only takes 4 pounds of pressure to rip your balls off..!
or(which is, by far, my favorite)
There was an old woman who lived in a shoe,
She smelled like old socks.

Go check 'em out. You won't be sorry. *s*

posted by Anne 1/28/2002 05:11:00 PM